
Remember last week? When we ate from the same Play-Doh? Girl: Stewie, listen. Stewie: And you're telling me, why? Girl: Well, I mean. There's something important I sort of need to talk to you about. Peter: Uh, Joe, isn't that the same stick we gave you for your wedding? Joe: You told me it was a magic wand. Peter: I don't recall inviting Kevin but sure. Quotes Brian: Happy birthday, dog? Peter: Sorry, I spaced on your name at the party store. Chris takes over and brags about the cost of his suit. The episode ends with holding a press conference about the show, but storms out when asked about the network's broadcast time change of Family Guy. When Joe returns home early, Peter is forced to hide under the table until he can finally slip out and has to eat at home again. Bonnie, enjoying the company, continues to feed his habit. As Joe is away on a stakeout, Bonnie invites him to join her for dinner which he finds absolutely delicious but this kills his appetite for eating at home. Brian pursues him to Vermont, and eats the tainted Play-Doh to convince him to cancel the procedure so that they can deal with their issues together.Īfter Brian's birthday party, Peter goes to Joe's house to borrow his policeman's cap. But after he tells Stewie off, the latter leaves to perform euthanasia and Brian realizes that it's his fault. and, believing them to be fatal, Stewie begins to settle his affairs, but his dramatics begin to get on Brian's nerves. Stewie finds out from a girl in class that she has cooties, and she advises that he may have picked them up from her after they ate from the same Play-Doh jar. Feeling bad for her, Peter decides to stay for dinner after all and help her finish off her magnificent roast beef casserole. Bonnie is pretty pissed that she cooked all of this food and now it's going mostly to waste, since all she has to eat it is herself and Baby Susie, who can't really eat all that much, since she's a baby. Just then, Bonnie gets a call from Kevin, saying that he's gunna be spending a night in the clink for going to a party with alcohol and marijuana and taking advantage of a blackout drunk 15-year-old girl, so he won't be able to make it home for dinner. Bonnie then requests that Peter join her for dinner, since Joe can't be with them tonight but Peter says that it wouldn't be right, since he's a married man, who eats his wife's dinner. Bonnie kindly offers him a taste and Peter's brain explodes from its greatness. She takes him into the kitchen, where she had just finished cooking dinner, a steaming hot plate of some delicious roast beef, which Peter thinks looks mighty good. In the meantime, Bonnie invites him in and says that she might be able to dig up an old hat for him. Unfortunately, Bonnie answers the door and tells him that Joe is busy on a stakeout and won't be back for quite some time. He wants to tell the kids that he works as a lion-taming ninja police officer. Peter goes over to Joe's house to borrow his policeman's cap, since he needs to go to school tomorrow as a guest speaker for career day.


Stewie is mortified by this news and worries that he could very well have cooties himself. A flashback shows them touching lips as they eat the same glob of Play-Doh, Ainsley sucking Play-Doh out of Stewie's nostrils and then sucking on his nose, and even eating some Play-Doh that came out of his ears. It is with great awkwardness, that she tells him that she tested positive for cooties and says that he should get himself tested, since they both ate from the same Play-Doh cup a while back and they put their food into each other's mouths.


Just then, he's approached by Ainsley, a sort of on & off girlfriend, who he had a fling with a short while back. Especially Peter's roast, where he makes several jokes about Brian's impotence, which is really just a cover up for his own impotence and failure to satisfy Lois on their most recent anniversary.Īt school, Stewie's job is to hand out snacks to the students for lunchtime, with these snacks being chocolate milk containers. Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.īrian Griffin celebrates his 11th birthday, which makes him 77 in dog years and during his special day, Peter gives him crap for getting older, which, like before, just makes him feel sad about getting old.
